Smartass & Sass ‘That’s what she said’ Review by Mel – July 2020

A huge Thank you to Abby from Smartass & Sass for sending me this box to review! This has to be the box I get excited about the most when it arrives. I stay away from the spoilers as much as I can as I like to be all giddy when I open it.

Smartass & Sass is the box baby of Kim & Abby, who have been besties for 25 years. These fun and sassy boxes contain 5-7 unusual treats every month. They also do a Shirt only subscription, and a Big Box version which is basically the 2 boxes combined. All subscriptions ship between 16th and 18th of each month.

This months edit is…. ‘That’s what She said

I spend my life living like this, it is actually very liberating to be comfortable to the point where you don’t need the approval or opinion of others. I highly recommend it!

If you missed my live unboxing, you can watch it back on our Facebook Group, or by clicking play below on our YouTube Channel…

What is inside this Months Edit?

Total Box Value = $84 (£64.78)!!

How much does it cost?

The prices are in USD, so I have converted them to GBP below:

  • Monthly – $34.95 (£26.96)
  • 3 Monthly – $101.85 (£78.55)
  • 6 Monthly – $197.60 (£152.40)

Postage to the UK is $16.95 (£13.07)

Use the discount code ‘NEWSASS’ for 15% off any Subscription!

Even with the postage to the UK, the box contents are worth much more than what you have paid, and lets face it, they are unique so you will be the envy of everyone!

Time to talk about all of these goodies!…

Size Matters Tea Towel

I now have a third Tea Towel to add to my S&S collection. I am loving the cheeky innuendo here, or maybe it is my filthy mind? Ah, whatever… it is great quality and will make me smile while drying the dishes so it is a win/win for me.

Blow Me Hankie

More innuendos? Or am I overthinking this? I live with a Yorkshireman, maybe the issue is that we have never had a ‘clean’ conversation? This is really pretty and dainty, and once again a high quality item. I do wonder with all of this COVID, is is acceptable to blow your nose in public anymore?! Not sure I am brave enough to try, so will keep this at home for now.

Bottoms Up Flask

Let’s just say, I have started smoking again during lockdown, so my next stop is Alcohol right? I work from home 5 days a week, which is bloody marvellous if I didn’t have 2 kids running around! I have tested myself to the maximum of my limits these last few months, I am quite proud of how I have managed 50 hour weeks sometimes with the terrible two. I think I can get away with a cheeky sip or 2 in celebration, right? Bottoms up everyone!

Bite Me Taco Stickers

I have a right little collection of these going now, I am saving them all as I have bought a new MacBook case that I fully intend to decorate with them all.

TWSS Pencil Pack

I love these, the ‘Bitch Please’ ones I gifted to my colleague who has been unwell. The rose gold on white is a beautiful addition to my work from home stationery.

Dirty Mind Filthy Mouth Card

I could gift this to just about any one of my friends, which says a lot about the type of company I keep! In a good way of course, I am a Northern girl after all. Watch out for your post boxes ladies… who will be the winner?

You know what you touched Soap Dispenser

I am a self confessed Molton Brown addict. Yes, my kids do use £18 soap to wash their hands… purely because I do not have my own Bathroom in this House! Cue time for the extension! This is too lovely to waste though, so I have filled it with shower gel instead. I can’t wait to see the look on Rob’s face later when he realises. I am smirking at the thought of every time he has a wash in the shower he will have to read this!

Worth Waiting for Perfume Roller

This is literally summer in a perfume. Oh god get me on that plane… 28 days to go! Yes I fly to Croatia in 28 days, yippee! Until then I can wear this and dream of the beauty that awaits me. This is cruelty free, vegan, and has absolutely no nasties in it. Huge thumbs up from me and perfect size for my handbag.

My Verdict?

My faves this month are the soap dispenser, still sniggering, and the perfume roller. Although it is really hard to pick as I am spoilt for choice this month. These boxes are always right up my street, with my kind of wit and sarcasm thrown in for good measure. Keep them coming S&S!

The August Theme is: ‘Welcome to the Shitshow’. August’s Subscription will celebrate the circuses we call home. It’s tough being the ringleader, trying to keep the chaos to a minimum. This month we are celebrating your commitment to keeping the proverbial shit from hitting the fan.

Don’t forget the discount code ‘NEWSASS’ for 15% off any subscription!

Mel x

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