Smartass & Sass ‘Bite Me’ Review by Mel – April 2019

A huge Thank you to Abby from Smartass & Sass for sending me this box to review! This is my second review for them! I loved the ‘Oh Shit Kit’ Edition, which was the March edition I reviewed. You can have a read of that here if you are nosy!

Smartass & Sass is the box baby of Kim & Abby, who have been besties for 25 years. These fun and sassy boxes contain 5-7 unusual treats every month. They also do a Shirt only subscription, and a Big Box version which is basically the 2 boxes combined.

How cool is the box though? It is MASSIVE too. I love the ‘Classy, Sassy & a bit Smartassy’ slogan. My Sister is called Saskia, and she is 13. She actually calls herself ‘Queen Sassy’. She is me in the making, what can I say?

This months edit is…. ‘Bite Me’

If you missed my live unboxing, you can watch it back on our Facebook Group, or by clicking play below on our YouTube Channel…

What is inside this Months Edit?

Box Total = $61.74 (£47.84)

How much does it cost?

The prices are in USD, so I have converted them to GBP below:

  • Monthly – $34.95 (£27.08)
  • 3 Monthly – $101.85 (£78.92)
  • 6 Monthly – $197.60 (£153.11)

Postage to the UK is $16.95 (£13.13).

Use the discount code ‘NEWSASS’ for 15% off any Subscription!


Even with the postage to the UK, the box contents are worth much more than what you have paid, and lets face it, they are unique so you will be the envy of everyone!

Time to talk about all of these goodies!…

Hangry Cooler Bag

This is MASSIVE! Lunch for the Family can easily fit in here, with room for some cold beverages too. The slogan is absolutely perfect for me, I am often using the word Hangry. I am lucky to have a Man who understands my needs, and feeds me well.

We’ll Serve Tacos Sticky Notes

Now that I am back at work, things like this come in really handy. Nobody needs boring post it notes, these will make your work Colleagues smile!

Bite Me Pen

This I love, if anyone steals it from my Office, there will be trouble! At least they will know it is mine, it cannot be bought from anywhere else but Smartass & Sass!

Things to put in my Mouth Magnetic Pad

I am really happy, I have been after something like this to put on the side of my Microwave. I work in a Supermarket as a Manager, and the Man shape thinks it is ok to randomly text me asking me to pick bits up after work. I keep telling him to write down what we need otherwise I am only Human and likely to forget! This is fab, and quirky. Check out their Website, they have some hilarious items.

Bitch I am the Secret Ingredient Gum

I have to laugh, I really do hate Cinnamon. All is not lost, as my other half loves it and often torments me over it. I get upset if anyone puts Cinnamon in an Apple Pie and he likes to wind me up… so these will be donated to him!

Seriously Funny Chip Clips

These are something I would buy! We have some really big magnetic bullclips that I currently use. My kids eat big bags or Popcorn, or Tortillas, and what else can you use? Well, these have saved my Movie Nights. The designs are funky too.

Kinda Salty Tea Towel

I am currently waiting for the Man of the House to make rude jokes about this. It won’t take long. The material is so soft! I hate cardboard teatowels, there is nothing worse! They don’t soak up anything. This I have already started using. My new Kitchen in the House we have just bought is grey, so this will match perfectly too.

Chop It Like It’s Hot Cutting Board

A handy little board for chopping smaller items, or you could even use it for Cheese, and we all love Cheese! I prefer Wood or Bamboo boards, plastic ones warp easily. This will last for years!

My Verdict?

I think the whole concept of this box is just brilliant. I know that it is not the cheapest box when you factor in postage, but look at how much is in the box, and the value for money is still there even when you take that into consideration.

You can’t go in the shop and buy any of these, they are all online businesses or exclusive to the box. You are getting all of these fun, quirky items; guaranteed to put a smile on your face (and others when they see them).

The May Theme is: ‘Girls just wanna have Sun’, and the sneak peek says that the goodies are focused on being hawt when it is hot! Click below to get your hands on one quick, before the cut off date (17 days and counting)…

Don’t forget the discount code ‘NEWSASS’ for 15% off any subscription!

Mel x

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